May 2013
21 posts
bulletbutt:
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
that-kid-from-london:
oprahwinfried:
chickiefingie:
the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night
except that you can do that
then press shift + F3
congratulations
WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren't wearing...
light-eco-sage:
amayyy-zayn:
alabasterfrost:
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
What if the House founders didn't have such cool...
“I’m from Gryffindor, what House are you from?”
“Oh, you know, Steve.”
gr8brittyn:
cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:
I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO
April 2013
56 posts
cosmic-trees:
when it rains in harvest moon and you don’t have to water your crops
I think everybody should have to draw their...
ameru:
op-shc:
askmarimochan:
askcaptaintashigi:
stripesandteeth:
welp
good job zoro u still look manlier than sanji ever did
*is too lazy to logo coordinate or be adorable*
Laughs awkwardly..
my favourite is zoro … but this post is missing chopper
laufeystarks:
when you see someone attractive and you just
Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
valeria2067:
“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay here tonight?”
...
don't yell at me
cosmicastrogazer:
the-killer-queen-bee:
bananakittywho:
snaku:
don’t yell at me
don’t yell at me
don’t yell at me
don’t yell at me
don’t
yell
at
me
instead of yelling try not yelling
if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
I am a grown-ass adult and I don’t deal well with this. Or harsh tones of voice which I interpret as yelling,...
vanillacherries:
presumably-ukrainian:
demonhunting:
crabbyseer:
queenofheartsonthesleeve:
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that...
Internet Explorer. Putting dubstep in your commercial doesn’t fool anyone into thinking you are a good web browser.
I JUST FORCE-PUSHED A CAT WITH MY FOOT.
And no one saw it but me.
